And we fished some more..

The first fish, a Bluegill,was caught by Daddy. Wyatt had to run right up and touch it, I think we have another future fisherman on our hands.

Zane caught what Bill thought looked like a Bluegill/Sunfish cross.

And that was it for 4 hours and 30 worms.

Zane the fisherman

Zane caught his first fish, a Sunfish, today. All the kindergarteners went fishing down at Carson Park this afternoon. Daddy got to help. *winkwink* Not bad for only an hour.

34 weeks

Well, here's the baby belly at exactly 34 weeks.

If Luke comes along like his brothers did we're probably looking at a little over 4 weeks left. Since both Zane and Wyatt were 10 days early, that would make Luke here July 2nd.

He'd be just in time for the fireworks.

How we amuse ourselves on a Sunday morning..

Jennifer: Why do they put drawstrings on maternity clothes?
Jill: I know!
Jennifer: just what I want, the damn bow/tie making the bump bigger
Jill: I hate it!
Jill: LMFAO
Jill: EXACTLY
Jill: *applauds*
Jill: OMG I so was bitching about that this morning to copman
Jennifer: I like the bump smooth, thank you very much
Jill: he just stood there and said " I bet I am to understand what has you fired up right?" lmao
Jill: me too
Jennifer: especially with all the maternity shirts being tight these days
Jill: exactly
Jennifer: and ya have this perfectly round smooth bump until you get to that damn tie
Jennifer: STUPID!!
Jill: yeah
Jennifer: must be designed by men and women that have never been pregnant
Jennifer: and now you can tell him that you're not the only one "fired up" over it
Jill: lmao

Jill: I kinda want to see it rain and watch the men scramble to protect the wood
Jennifer: lmao
Jennifer: and...................dirty
Jennifer: yes, the wood must be protected
Jill: oh YES!
Jennifer: and if it rains a lot they'll all be wet
Jill: wet makes so many things easier
Jill: OMG I did not type that
Jennifer: lol
Jill: *shocked*
Jennifer: yes you did
Jennifer: I'm saving it for evidence

Jennifer: we soooooooo need fresh fruit
Jennifer: and meat too
Jill: *falls to floor and sobs*
Jennifer: lots and lots of fresh meat
Jill: I got both I will share
Jill: I
Jill: want
Jill: to
Jill: live
Jill: next
Jill: door
Jill: to
Jill: you
Jennifer: and hard apples
Jennifer: and long bananas

One little monkey..

...jumping on the bed.

And we all know how the song goes.

At least it's not as black and blue as Zane's was when he did the same thing.

And I'm sure Luke will have his own some day. :P

*Draws big ole L on forehead*

Jennifer: hey, did you know when you put something in the oven you should set the timer?
Jennifer: <-- loser
Jill: OMG
Jill: HUGS
Jill: that is sooooooooo something I would do
Jennifer: I had one of those garlic breads in the tin foil bag
Jennifer: was soooooooo craving it
Jennifer: *sobs*
Jill: burned?
Jill: HUGS
Jennifer: not burnt at all
Jennifer: just hard
Jennifer: very crusty
Jill: lol
Jennifer: the inside is fine though
Jill: good
Jennifer: not like me to forget the timer
Jennifer: sorda anal about that
Jill: I am not going to say it.. nope I am not going to say you sound JUST like KEVINNNNNNNNNNNN
Jennifer: *scared*
Jennifer: lol, it's like a big ole crouton
Jill: LOL

And I'm still hungry. I'm heading for the Honeycombs. I think I can handle pouring them in a bowl.

Week 27 aka day 1 of my 3rd trimester.

Here it is....the promised baby belly picture.

And I'm trying to not think about how much bigger I'll be in 10 weeks.

*inhales jelly beans*

Pregnancy makes me sappy.......

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.
You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.
You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when your's was broken.
You'll fight with your best friend.
You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
~anonymous~

Say hello to Luke.

We found out today that #3 is a boy!!

So Zane is getting his wish, another baby brother.

As you can see, he was pretty bored with the whole thing.

*LovesHugsKisses*

A blast from the past

Here's Zane holding a newborn Wyatt.

We're just hoping that #1 and #2 are just as happy to see #3 as #1 was to see #2. LOL

Zane has informed us that he wants another little brother. And he followed that with, "But we're keeping Wyatt right?".

He had no concerns that we weren't keeping him though.

Happy Holidays!!

AND

The boys' annual picture in front of the tree.

Well, after about a dozen tries I managed to get two half-way decent shots of the boys in front of the Xmas tree.

The darn camera battery was dieing and wouldn't flash when they were acting adorable. *stabs*

And they all had to be close-ups cause they already had taken their pants off. LOL And I was too lazy to make them put them back on.

Poor Zane had to keep a death lock grip on Wyatt to keep him from taking off. He had other things he wanted to be doing, which was running around the house like a madman making odd noises.

#3's first ultrasound

Well, I was only exactly 10 weeks along so there really wasn't anything too exciting to see. We did spot some arm and leg wiggling and get to hear the heartbeat.

And the little bugger was being shy during all the 3D shots so we weren't able to get a pic of the face in 3D. Oh well, maybe in 10 more weeks.

EDD of July 12, 2007.

2006 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends

Your Name: Jennifer

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate with marshmallows, and heavy on the chocolate, and made with milk not water. LOL.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Wrapped. The boys wouldn't allow us to do anything else.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored, non-flashing
4. Do you hang mistletoe? No
5. When do you put your decorations up? The first weekend in Dec.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish? My Aunt Ann's homemade caramels and Divinity.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child: I don't really have one.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? I can't remember.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Yes. We go to my BIL's for Christmas Eve, so we all open gifts there.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? LMAO!! In non-breakable ornaments, mostly "kid" ones.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? It's not Christmas w/o snow!!
12. Can you ice skate? LOL NO!!!!
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? No, maybe I just haven't recieved it yet.
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Spending time with family and friends.
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Same answer as question #6.
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? I don't really have one.
17. What tops your tree? A star, which matches my garland.
18. Which do you prefer giving or Receiving? I prefer giving.
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? White Christmas, also my favorite Chritmas movie.
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? Yum.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

I think we're done with the outside stuff.

Bill also bought some light up candy canes but they wouldn't cooperate with what he wanted to do.

Evil candy canes.

Gobble gobble

Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Somebody stop me!!!

You Are 63% Feminine, 37% Masculine

You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women.

Are You Masculine or Feminine?

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

I'm sooooooo shocked by this one.....

You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

What Gender Is Your Brain?

What?!?!? Me bored?!?! LOL

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are Dancer

Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance. Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer. Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Wyatt didn't get to go.....

trick or treating for Halloween since he was sick.....

But if he wouldn't of been sick this was going to be his Halloween costume.

I had to chase him around the house to catch him and make funny animal noises to make him smile.

The things this one puts me through.

He refused to let me put the hood up but it has ears.

His first school picture.

I'm not really sure what the look on his face is.

I can't figure out if he's smiling or thinking the person with the camera is nuts. It could be a combination of both.

up

That up was brought to you by Zane.

My ploy to distract him with Trix yogurt didn't work. He wants to type things.

My Clonetrooper

Here's Zane in his clonetrooper costume. Wyatt didn't go TorTing this year since it was soooo cold, in the lower 30's and windy as hell, and he had a bit of a cold.

I'll shove him in his costume later and take a pic. If he's agreeable to that.

Happy Halloween!!

Halloween funnies.

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty:

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!

Hmmmm, I'm too old or she's too young.

Basira says:
anyone know what Ario Speed Wagon or something like that is?
Kris says:
REO speedwagon is a band
Basira says:
Oh ok
Jennifer says:
lmao
Basira says:
Jensen Ackles is singing one of their songs on Supernatural
Jennifer says:
*hysterical smile*
Basira says:
it's priceless
Jennifer says:
ROFLMAO
Basira says:
after he makes fun of Jo about loving them he ends up singing the song in the car
Caroline says:
OMG
Basira says:
he's not a bad singer
Caroline says:
Basi I love you for being so young
Basira says:
what?
uh ok
Caroline says:
that was priceless
Kris says:
lol
Basira says:
glad I can be entertaining
Caroline says:
Ario Speed Wagon
Basira says:
I didnt know what it was!
Jennifer says:
*whew* I needed that
Kris says:
lol

I wonder what song he sang......But I'm sure Basira won't be able to tell me. LOL

Bored?

What holiday does your birthday fall on?

Bizarre American Holidays

February 11 is . . . . White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day

How many of you are there?

How Many of Me

There are 1,397,854 people in the U.S. with the first name Jennifer.
Statistically the 21st most popular first name. (tied with 2 other first names)

There are 2,429,746 people in the U.S. with the last name *******.
Statistically the 2nd most popular last name.

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 11,323 people with my name in the U.S.A.

ETA: (Since LT is so bored.)

MSN Encarta quizes

Why God created children.

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...Here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..We have forbidden fruit!"

"No Way!"

"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.

"Uh huh" Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know" said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

Prepositions

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian Medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The man then asks, "What happen s when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year."
Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

........And now you know why you should never end a sentence with a preposition!

He is so odd.

So Zane and Wyatt are sitting on the couch not only looking all adorable and angelic but actually being all adorable and angelic, and I, unable to ignore the allure of adorableness and angelicness go over to give them hugs and kisses. So I'm giving Wyatt his hugs and kisses when Zane and I have the conversation that follows......

Zane: Kiss my foot. *tries to shove foot in my face*
Me: No, I'm not kissing your dirty little foot.
Zane: It's not a dirty little foot, it's a clean cute little foot. It's all sparkley.

WTF?!?!?! Sparkley?!?!?

I still refused to kiss the foot.

All set for the holiday.

We got the outside Halloween decorations done Sunday afternoon. And by we I actually mean Bill along with his helper Zane. I don't think he's 100% done yet though. Every year a thing or two gets added. So I might have to update later. LOL
ETA: He has now replaced the flag with a sign that says cemetery and placed a big scarecrow to the left the the skeleton.

Arg!!!!!!!!!

Do you know what's the highlight of every broken-toed asthmatic's weekend?!?!?!?!

Well, it's NOT getting out of the shower (in which I've been busy trying to not knock afore mentioned broken toe and/or fall and land on my ass because of the toe favoring) and getting a nosefull of the aromic odor of burning food.

I open the bathroom door to be greeted by a wall of smoke that brings on the afore mentioned asthma.

So I dash into the kitchen (toe unwrapped and ugly blue shoe off) to find that Zane has reheated his cheeseburger in the microwave. In fact it's still going, as smoke spews forth from the microwave.

So I shut off the microwave and then run around the house opening windows (thank goodness for a beautiful October day), and as mentioned before all w/o toe wrapped or the ugly blue shoe on. And also w/o other things.........*raises one eyebrow* (Don't spend too long thinking about that..)

So, microwave is off, windows are open, I return to bathroom to finish making myself presentable enough to be in public w/o getting arrested so I can remove the blackened charred remains of the evil cheeseburger to the outside garbage.

So, to recap, the toe is still unwrapped and ugly blue shoeless and I'm hacking up a lung all while doing one heck of an imitation of Darth Vader.

I quickly dress the boys and kick their sweet, adorable, angelic little butts out into the backyard to breath fresh clean air while I then precede to clean out the microwave.

And when that is done, I finally remember to grab the ugly blue shoe and retire to the computer chair to write up this thrilling account of what is NOT the highlight of a broken-toed asthmatic's weekend. Ugly blue shoe finally on, but toe still unwrapped. Yeah, I'll get around to it when I'm done sucking down my inhaler.

Aren't they the cutest things?!?!?!?

The smart answer would be "Yes, Jennifer they are."

I'd hate to have to show you what happens to people who answer incorrectly.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Just call me grace...

*sobs*

And it's sexy boot season!!

Damn toe!!

Damn stairs!!

Fuck them both!!

*takes turns glaring at stairs and toe*

He's a big boy now. *sobs*

So here's Zane on his first official full day of school(9-06-06). Bill gave him a ride in and we're picking him up today too. Tomorrow he'll get to ride the bus both ways. Wyatt seems to be suffering no ill effects from his brother not being here. He's acting exactly the same as usual. Hell, he's probably happy he gets all the toys and the tv all to himself. LOL













And here he is on Signing Day(9-05-06). It's pretty much an open house at the school when you can bring all the supplies, make sure all his information is correct, set up the food account, and meet the teacher one-on-one.

Late night with Jill and Jen...

Jill says:
ummm ok
lmfao
I am so not good with human nature today
Jennifer says:
huh, been fine with me
Jill says:
LMAO
hugs
because you get me
and you are the NORMAL soul in my life
THANK GOD
Jennifer says:
what?!?!?!?
when the hell did I become normal
I'm sooooo old
Jill says:
you are not
you just do not go nuts on me
Jennifer says:
I save going nuts for men
much more enjoyable that way
Jill says:
and you do not sing into a cookie either
LMAO true
Jennifer says:
I might
how do you really know what I'm doing right now?
Jill says:
I dont
I am just hoping
Jennifer says:
I could be singing I Will Always Love You(Whitney's version) to an Oatmeal Raisen cookie right now

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII willllllllllllllllll alwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Jill and I entertain ourselves...

As shown with excerpts from our emails........

Jill: you are bad today Jen! I love it!!!!!!!
I am going to go get Mcd's.. I need to eat before I am whacked by the kinkies.. I am afraid.. I feel like a mob hit has been placed.. I mean dude B called this morning and said hello and hung up on me... it is starting.. the end of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen: Awwwwwwwwwwww. *hugs*
The SGT will protect you. I'm sure he'll be more than willing to throw his body on top of yours to protect you. I'm sure Hank would be willing to be back-up. LOL
Arg!! Now I'm craving *drools*...................................
McD's breakfast........You thought that was going to be something dirty didn't you?

Jilll:*sniffles* You are right.. his strong manly body
protecting mine... HAHA
I had MCD's for lunch... never had breakfast! LOL
Oh whatever.. you are so thinking dirty!

Jen: LOL Am not!! Right now I'm thinking of a sandwich. Nothing dirty there. *polishes halo* *pushes down horns*

Jill: Are too!

Jen: What's dirty about a sandwich, some meat....spread....I just can't figure out how that could be taken as dirty.

Jill: umm the spread and the meat.. oh never mind!

I want how a sandwich is dirty explained to me, in great detail, with some diagrams, and maybe some video.

A noun, a verb, an idiom....

Whack:

v., whacked, whack·ing, whacks.

v.tr.
1.To strike (someone or something) with a sharp blow; slap.
2.Slang. To kill deliberately; murder.

v.intr.
To deal a sharp, resounding blow.

n.
1.A sharp, swift blow.
2.The sound made by a sharp, swift blow.

phrasal verb:
whack off Vulgar Slang.
To masturbate.

idioms:
have (or take) a whack at Informal.
To try out; attempt.

out of whack Informal.
Improperly ordered or balanced; not functioning correctly.

whacked out Slang.
1.Exhausted.
2.Crazy.
3.Under the influence of a mind-altering drug.

ETA:
out of whack
One who has exhausted all desire to masturbate. In this definition whack refers to semen. "Out of" suggests you are tapped dry.
Ha ha Jimmy can't play soggy cracker tonight as he is out of whack!

Is it no wonder that this is now mine and Kris' new favorite word of the moment. It does dirty, violent and crazy all together. So fitting. LOL

I adore Family Guy.

So, I don't know if it's the lack of oxygen, the lack of sleep, a side effect of the Duoneb, or whatever.....

Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh.
Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me...
Quagmire: Oh God!
Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
Quagmire: Oh God!!!
Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole.
Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!!
Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire: That one is also sexual.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.

Yeah, I just blew an entire hour at this site... http://www.familyguyquotes.com/top-rated-quotes.html

For a day.

What women would do if they had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......


What men would do if they had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

What happened after Jill said BRB.....

Jennifer says:
I'm back
yummy, Turtle Chex Mix
yes, I know I'm talking to myself
I'm grilling burgers for lunch today
and french fires, but I'm not grilling them
I shall bake them in the oven
and fries not fires
lol
french fires lol
I wonder how they're different from other countries' fires
ok
let's see if we all have this straight...
I'm grilling the burgers....
and baking the french fries
I'm glad we got that all straightened out
see what happens when I'm left alone in a chat room
and Jill thinks she's the only one that rambles
our avatars are HAWT!!!
LIASEX!!!
just had to get that in there
hmmmmmmmmm
Bill might be awake
I guess now
not*
I've babbled some nonsense at him and he hasn't responded
or he's just ignoring me
*gets out the chainsaw*
IGNORE ME WILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
*goes and takes meds for the day*
my cell phone is white
I hate that
my next one is soooo not going to be white
I like red
my tank top I have on is red
it speaks
I must go harass it
he luvvvvvvvvvvs me
poor man
he should get sympathy cards
I'll be around

Yeah, I don't handle aloneness very well some days.

Bullet and Pussy

Jill says:
damn dog
Basira says:
lol
what is it doing now?
Jill says:
licking my boobs
Kris says:
LMAO
Jill says:
well trying too
Jennifer says:
naked?
Jill says:
I have a PJ top on but still
Jennifer says:
you, not the dog
Jill says:
right
Jennifer says:
I know the dog is naked
Jill says:
now he smelling you guys
Jennifer says:
or does he dress Bullet?
Basira says:
I can't stop laughing!
Jill says:
NO!
only a doggie vest
Kris says:
lol
Basira says:
omg
Jill says:
for work
Jennifer says:
does Kevin know his dog is trying to make it with you?
Jill says:
Bullet smells drugs and pussy
Basira says:
he's infatuated by you Jill
Jill says:
YES
I know
Kevin is laughing so hard right now
Basira says:
so am I
Jennifer says:
is he jealous?
Jill says:
I think he is getting that way
he threw a pillow at him
and said
Basira says:
Kev's back?
Jill says:
"get your own woman"
Kris says:
lol
Jill says:
yes
Kris says:
*smilie face*
Basira says:
LMFAO
Jennifer says:
tell him the only pussy he's gonna get is his Glock if he doesn't train his dog to behave
Basira says:
I can't stop laughing!
Jill says:
ok
LMAO Jen
O M G
that was so good
Jen
Kevin said
"Yeah, no shit-good point"

Finally, I deliver on the sex......

Sex meme that is.

Hey, months later, but it's better late than never.

Not states, but places I've had sex:
1. TV station parking lot(in a car).
2. Cemetary(again, car involved).
3. Hotel rooms.
4. Beds/Couches/Chairs.
5. Floors.
6. A tent.
7. On the ground, in the open(mosquitoes are evil).
8. Bathroom counter.
9. Back porch.
10. A driveway.

I'll go with Kris and stop at 10. It's a nice even number. LOL

AND THE ABOVE WERE NOT LISTED IN ANY ORDER OF IMPORTANCE!!!!!

Is this a porn site?

Kris' reputation precedes her. LMAO!!


Kris says:
http://mommy2caitybug.blogspot.com/
Kris says:
He totally admits I'm dominant!
another reason to flove JC
Marina says:
omg Kris, is this a porn site?
Kris says:
LMAO
it's my blog
Jill says:
LMAO
Jennifer says:

Marina says:
my eyes MY EYES!
lol
Jill says:
I just spit Pepsi
Jennifer says:

Kris says:
lol

The old man.....

This is Dom aka old man. He's around 13 years old and, besides family, is the only male that has been able to put up with me for that long. LOL I wonder if the fact that's he's neutered has anything to do with that.

How to satisfy.....

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffy lube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle,snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade ,flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME:

Show up naked.

Another day, more emails between Kris and I....

Kris
Jennifer(me)

LOL It's not important. It's not like I was making vodoo dolls or anything, was just bored and wondering.

Damn it. I thought we were pulling out the voodoo dolls.
*glum*

Hmmmm, maybe just some simple poxes or curses?

Hey I just got my new supply of frog legs and newt eyes.
I can go for poxes.

Works for me. And I just got done pulling wings off of bats.

So we're conjuring up Boils and hair falling out and and and...

and warts and and and and.........rapid weight gain.

Conversations with Bill, through Jen, cont.

Conversations with Bill. (through Jen) begins at Kris' blog(link to the right).
Well, here's where I stopped channeling Bill and started speaking on my own. LOL


Jennifer says:ohhhh, and he said you couldn't enjoy it
Kris says:it'd probably be a long contract too
Jennifer says:ouch, that's just cruel
Caroline says:well that's not fair
Kris says:I don't think that's fair. There goes his BJ for the day
Caroline says:lol
Jennifer says:he's supposed to get one of those daily?
Kris says:Not anymore Jen
Jennifer says:I thought that was just on Steak and a BJ Day?
Caroline says:I think Basi has gone into hiding
Jennifer says:lol
Kris says: I don't think so Jen. Well you know sometimes I'm nice

Getting to know me, from A to Z....

A - Age: 37
B - Band listening to right now: I started with Guns n Roses-November Rain, then Vince Gill-Look At Us, then Alanis-You Oughta Know, then Johnny Cash-Hurt(It took me a while LOL)
C - Career: SAHM
D - Drink or smoke: Drink
E - Easiest person/s to talk to: Bill(DH), Laurie and Kris(girlfriends)
F - Favorite song/s at the moment: I Am An Illusion by Rob Thomas
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms
H - Hobbies: Reading, Liason
I - Internet faves: All the links on my blog, The Canvas(Liason site), Fishing for Deals
J - Junk foods you like: Chex Mix Turtle, Take 5, Sour Gummies
K - Kink factor: On a scale of 1-10, I'd say I'm a one-on-one 8.
L - Longest car ride ever: Eau Claire, WI to Little Rock, AR
M - My favorite Sport/s: NFL
N - Number of relationships you've had: Serious ones? 3
O - One wish you have: A happy, healthy future for my boys.
P - Phobias: Spiders
Q - Favorite Quote: Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
R - Reason to smile: My kids
S- Scent: Ralph Lauren Hot
T- Time you woke up: 9:30am
U - Unknown fact about you: My weight, and it's staying unknown. LOL
V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: Coconut
W - Worst habit: Procrastination
X - X-rays you've had: 2, both chest x-rays(ebil Asthma)
Y- Yummy food/s: Shrimp Scampi, Tiramisu
Z- Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Tagged........

When did you start blogging and why?

I started blogging in Feb. 2006. It was something the K9P2 talked me into doing during chat one night. Yes, it only took them one night to convince me. I'm easy like that.

What don’t you talk about?

I'm a pretty open person, but there are some rather painful things in my past that I'm not going to discuss where every person on the internet can see.

Are you and your blogging persona the same person?

I think so. I pretty much act like this IRL also. Of course IRL strangers generally don't get to see this side of me. I can be a little stand-offish when I first meet someone but since I'm writing this blog pretty much for the Kinkies I write it as I would talk to them not to a stranger. And all my graphics are anally centered and organized, and I'm way like that in real life with my stuff.

How do you use blogging to build friendships?

I don't so much blog to build new relationships as to help keep in touch with ones already built. Sometimes one of us is too busy to get into chat very often and this is a way I can keep them informed of what they missed and what's been going on with me. But I'd be open to making a new friend through this blog.

How would you describe your writing style?

Aimless, rambling, scattered, meandering. I really don't have too much a writing style, at least I don't think so.

Tagging:

Nay

Huma

Blasted Yahoo 360

*Kicks Yahoo 360*

Jen: ARGGGGGGGGGGG
Jill: what?
Jen: Yahoo 360 keeps telling me I don't have a blog
Jill: oh no
Jill: damn thing
Jill: I still need to do that
Jen: so I click the Start A Blog link and guess where it takes me?
Jill: I am still on smilies
Jill: ?
Jen: to my blog
Jen: *pissed smilie*
Jill: LMAO
Jill: oh god
Jill: HUGS
Jen: that I DO have
Jill: dumb ass Yahoo
Jen: I'm hoping it's just a little temporary glitch Yahoo is having
Jill: lol
Jill: I hope for you
Jen: and it fixes itself
Jill: like my blog
Jen: cause I have one
Jill: lol
Jen: it even has 2 posts on it
Jill: oh
Jen: and two comments
Jill: sweet
Jen: from Kris

And I doubled checked all my settings. It's them not me. LOL

It's only noon.....

...and already the chat is dirty. And it started out so innocently......

Basira: why
Jen: why what?
Basira: is Kate's font so big?
Jen: cause Jill was complaining
Basira: ah
Jen: that she couldn't see it
Kathryn: it's all about Jilly Bean, don't you know?
Jen: I like 11
Jen: 12 was just a little too big
Jen: yeah, I know, dirty
Jill: I use 11
Jill: but I like dirty
Jen: and big
Jill: *big grin smilie*

Not that I'm complaining or anything. *grins*

Naturally I blame Kris for this.....

Bill is actually me, Jen. Damn YIM not letting me change the name to mine. *Smacks YIM*

Jill : Kris keeps you busy
Jill : she so has power over people
Jill : no matter what she says
Jill : she does
Jill : lol
Bill : yep
Bill : with her promises of smut
Jill : yeah
Bill : yeah, I'm a smut addict
Jill : me too
Bill : I'll admit it
Jill : that is why I shared what I had with you
Jill : me too
Bill : STAND UP, BE PROUD, SHOUT YOUR NAME OUT LOUD
Bill : I was so never a cheerleader
Jill : me either
Bill : I was too much of a grub
Jill : aww lol
Bill : it would of interferred with my partying
Jill : lol
Bill : and my boy chasing
Jill : true
Bill : I never did eat supper
Jill : I just did
Jill : it is 12:13am(eta:11:13pm in my time zone)
Bill : see what my search for books for Kris has done to me
Jill : LMAO
Bill : all in the name of smut
Bill : my never ending quest

So now I sit here debating exactly how hungry I am compared to how lazy I am. So I make my way to the kitchen to see what we have to eat and I hear water running in the bathroom and the light is on in there. All courtesy of my 3 year old. He's upstairs by this time. Far away from the scene of the crime. So I go to shut the water off and break a nail. So I take the time to remedy that problem. By this time I've almost forgotten what I got off my rear end to do in the first place. LOL But I finally get myself some leftover Domino's Buffalo Chicken Kickers. Of course, I'm typing this at the moment and not eating them. I shall get around to it. Maybe. After I send Kris the last one of what she was looking for. Woot!

Pardon the mess..........

I'm busy remodeling. Well, remodeling as well as I can since I know nothing about html and such. And as I check this for typos I see I know nothing about typing either. LOL

So far I have a matching banner and avatar, cause I'm anal that way.

I've added two new blog links.

And I plan on arranging my blinkies and such better. Even up that side bar a little.

So even when I'm not blogging much my blog will still be pretty.

Again, cause I'm anal that way.

And that's The Word.....

Poor Kris......

See what you miss when YIM's a biotch.

Jill : what should we get into?
Kathryn : ummm
Jill : ahhhh
Kathryn : something fun!
Jill : Yes!
nerson1969: something illegal?
Kathryn : hmmmmm
Jill : LMAO
nerson1969: amoral?
Kathryn : LOL Jen
Jill : ummmmmmm
Jill : only if we do not get caught
Kathryn : yes, its only a crime if you get caught
Jill : Exactly
Kathryn : lets take Sonny's jet (cause then we know we can meet up in like a minute) and we can steal cars and I don't know...have fun!
Jill : I want to steal money to buy my own car
Jill : no pulling over than
Jill : I want to buy sweets too
Jill : and a really dirty.. smutty book
Jill : yeah
nerson1969: hmmmmmmmmm, candy
Kathryn : lol
nerson1969: and soft shell tacos
nerson1969: great
Jill : ummmmm
Jill : yeah
Kathryn : i want white chocolate! and...movies!
nerson1969: I'm craving Mexican again
Jill : me too
Kathryn : Jill, if you steal enough money can I have a Carrera?
Jill : I want nachos too
Jill : YES!
Jill : I want to have sex in it too
Kathryn: SWEET
Kathryn : HAHA
Kathryn: with KEVIN?
Jill : hell no
nerson1969: sex in the nachos?
Jill : Shut up Kate
Kathryn : or a clone of Steve?
Jill : that is mean
Jill : Steve clone
Kathryn : or a clone of Tom?
Jill : Steve
Kathryn : or Tom AND Steve?
Jill : STEVE
Kathryn : hell, I offered both!
Jill : yes sex in nachos
Jill : HAHAHA

Woot for chats!! :p

Or I might have nothing to blog. LOL

nerson1969: people have forgotten the proper leaving the chat room procedure
Mommy2Caitybug: Do I get a spankin?
nerson1969: not by me
nerson1969: I'll notify JJ
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
Mommy2Caitybug: But I don't like his spanks
Mommy2Caitybug: they just aren't the same as yours
Mommy2Caitybug: Can I borrow Bill?
nerson1969: sure
Mommy2Caitybug: Okay
Mommy2Caitybug: Tell Bill he gets to spank me
nerson1969: I will
Mommy2Caitybug: YAY
nerson1969: Guess what I'm doing right now
Mommy2Caitybug: uh eating?
nerson1969: nope
nerson1969: *giggles*
Mommy2Caitybug: having sex?
nerson1969: rme
Mommy2Caitybug: reading?
Mommy2Caitybug: amucking?
nerson1969: lol besides that
nerson1969: that's a given
nerson1969: blogging the spanking convo
Mommy2Caitybug: lol

Poor Bill. He just doesn't have a chance with the two of us kinkies. Whatever shall he do? *snickers*

OMG!! I posted two days in a row.

Well now three days.

And I even posted at my book review blog. (Link to the right)

And added pretties to each site.

(That way I can justify my blinkie obsession. LOL)

The things B drives us to...*sobs* (Part 1)

Another day, another round of emailed insane mental meanderings galore between Kris and I. This round courtesy of B and her selfish withholding of smut ficage. *sobs*

Kris: Squee.
And B won't give us smut.

Me: Ebil, mean B. *sobs* *flings* There, I hope she happy now. She has driven me to fling.

Kris: LMAO.
I flailed!

Me: Great. She has driven us to flailing and flinging. What's next? Alcohol? Drugs? Mind-blowing sex with sexy, well-hung stud muffins?
Oh wait. LOL That last one is a good thing. :p

Kris: :) LMAO.
Um I like that last one. I'll skip the drugs and alcohol and go straight to it.

And part 2 of this saga is located at Kris' blog. Which the link for is to your right in the links section. :-* Yes I know I could post the link in this post but I'm too distraught to.

A little over 2 months......

I can't believe I let this slide for 2 months. It's not like I had nothing to say. I can blather on about nothing for hours anyways. So that doesn't matter. LOL

So, we've been busy house hunting. If we don't find anything we like that we can get into before the time school starts we're stuck here for another school year. I refuse to move Zane during his first year of school. He's never been to daycare so this is going to be a BIG change for him. So....long story short.....lol......house hunting is evil. and I'm sure moving will be eviler.