Must of kissed the Blarney Stone....

Awwwwww!!! DH figured the vase would make a perfect addition to my St. Patrick's Day decorations. I flove him so much. *bats eyelashes*

He's just the perfect combination of romantic and dirty old man. *muah* I don't know how I got so lucky....er......fortunate. LOL (inside joke with the Kinkies)

Finally, a use for that book I was forced to read in high school...

Jay18: where the hell is everyone?
MommyCaitybug: ded
MommyCaitybug: Jen and I killed them
MommyCaitybug: you're next
MommyCaitybug: *cough* *clears throat* I mean
MommyCaitybug: they are vacationing on a lovely yacht headed for the virgin islands
nerson: what?!?!?! huh?!?!?!
nerson: and they have no phone
nerson: or internet
nerson: yeah
nerson: there is no way they can contact you
Jay18: losers
nerson: maybe they'll send a postcard
MommyCaitybug: whatever nerdork
nerson: *note to self---buy virgin island postcards*
Jay18: with Liason on the front?
MommyCaitybug: lol only if they remembered to take them
MommyCaitybug: remember no computer
nerson: yeah, cause they're not buried in my backyard
nerson: yep yep
nerson: on a boat
MommyCaitybug: vacationing
MommyCaitybug: :-)
nerson: yeah
nerson: didn't you get the email?
nerson: *sending AMick an email from the others*
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: "no officer, I don't know why the virgin island postcards have a WI postmark on them"
MommyCaitybug: what do yu mean that email came from my IP addy
nerson: we're being framed
nerson: it's a set-up
nerson: damn bastards
nerson: glad we killed them
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: what?!?!? huh?!!?!?!
MommyCaitybug: who said that
nerson: they are on a boat, a boat I tell ya
nerson: I bet it shipwrecked
MommyCaitybug: in paradise
nerson: *humming Gilligans Island theme*
MommyCaitybug: lol
MommyCaitybug: amick ran away
MommyCaitybug: catch her
Jay18: no
nerson: she went after the coppers
MommyCaitybug: we can't let her warn the others
nerson: but, Kris, they're all dead
nerson: I mean on the boat already
MommyCaitybug: oh yeah
MommyCaitybug: except Jo
MommyCaitybug: she escaped us for nose surgery
nerson: yeah, too bad she missed the boat
MommyCaitybug: lol
Jay18: lol
MommyCaitybug: GRAB her
MommyCaitybug: I got the injection I mean boat ticket
nerson: exnay on the oatbay
nerson: huh?
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: I don't even know what I'm saying anymore
MommyCaitybug: ixnay? maybe
nerson: is that a heartbeat?
Jay18: thats new?
nerson: do you hear that?
nerson: thump thump thump thump
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: make it stop
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: where's it coming from?
nerson: thump thump thump thump
nerson: *freaks*
MommyCaitybug: no heartbeats here Jen
MommyCaitybug: come on over
nerson: it's under the floor
nerson: look at me....I'm working in my high school literature class into the chat
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: Mr Lulloff would be so proud
MommyCaitybug: I had laribe
nerson: I thought that said laride
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: that was our wild tangent for the evening
MommyCaitybug: lol
nerson: don't forget to tip the bartender

Did someone mention insane mental meanderings?

nunniebunnie: I'm the best secretary EVAR.
humaguma: YAY!
humaguma: You ARE the best!
humaguma: I'm so glad I hired you!
nunniebunnie: WHEE.
nunniebunnie: When's pay day?
nunniebunnie: :-P
humaguma: Or rather, I'm so glad that i found you in the back alley and made you my slave and forced you to work for me for absolutely no pay and verbal abuse and lots of pretty shiny pieces of tin foil.
nunniebunnie: SHINY
humaguma: Go get it, girl!
humaguma: *throws*
nunniebunnie: *Chases*
humaguma: *snickers*
humaguma: *lights cigar*
humaguma: *burns money*


Hey, we can't have deep, thought provoking chats every night.

Blasted Evil Holiday

But......Yay.......I got something......Cause ya know, you sit around cursing this holiday, but you still turn into a weepy romantic sap when someone gets you something. *kisses* I love you DH. *snuggles*

You Are Here

Thought why I have no idea. Oh, I know why I'm here. I blame that all on the K9P2. They've decided that I'm not insane enough without trying to figure this out. Well, I get the posting part. RME I wasn't dropped on my head that much as a child. I just can't figure out how to get the banner in the title area. It's enough to make my bust swear. (Inside joke, damn typos sure can be funny.) I'm pretty sure one of my torturers will be along shortly to uninside that joke for the rest of you.