Happy Holidays!!

AND

The boys' annual picture in front of the tree.

Well, after about a dozen tries I managed to get two half-way decent shots of the boys in front of the Xmas tree.

The darn camera battery was dieing and wouldn't flash when they were acting adorable. *stabs*

And they all had to be close-ups cause they already had taken their pants off. LOL And I was too lazy to make them put them back on.

Poor Zane had to keep a death lock grip on Wyatt to keep him from taking off. He had other things he wanted to be doing, which was running around the house like a madman making odd noises.

#3's first ultrasound

Well, I was only exactly 10 weeks along so there really wasn't anything too exciting to see. We did spot some arm and leg wiggling and get to hear the heartbeat.

And the little bugger was being shy during all the 3D shots so we weren't able to get a pic of the face in 3D. Oh well, maybe in 10 more weeks.

EDD of July 12, 2007.

2006 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends

Your Name: Jennifer

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate with marshmallows, and heavy on the chocolate, and made with milk not water. LOL.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Wrapped. The boys wouldn't allow us to do anything else.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored, non-flashing
4. Do you hang mistletoe? No
5. When do you put your decorations up? The first weekend in Dec.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish? My Aunt Ann's homemade caramels and Divinity.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child: I don't really have one.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? I can't remember.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Yes. We go to my BIL's for Christmas Eve, so we all open gifts there.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? LMAO!! In non-breakable ornaments, mostly "kid" ones.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? It's not Christmas w/o snow!!
12. Can you ice skate? LOL NO!!!!
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? No, maybe I just haven't recieved it yet.
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Spending time with family and friends.
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Same answer as question #6.
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? I don't really have one.
17. What tops your tree? A star, which matches my garland.
18. Which do you prefer giving or Receiving? I prefer giving.
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? White Christmas, also my favorite Chritmas movie.
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? Yum.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

I think we're done with the outside stuff.

Bill also bought some light up candy canes but they wouldn't cooperate with what he wanted to do.

Evil candy canes.

Gobble gobble

Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Somebody stop me!!!

You Are 63% Feminine, 37% Masculine

You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women.

Are You Masculine or Feminine?

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

I'm sooooooo shocked by this one.....

You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

What Gender Is Your Brain?

What?!?!? Me bored?!?! LOL

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are Dancer

Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance. Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer. Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Wyatt didn't get to go.....

trick or treating for Halloween since he was sick.....

But if he wouldn't of been sick this was going to be his Halloween costume.

I had to chase him around the house to catch him and make funny animal noises to make him smile.

The things this one puts me through.

He refused to let me put the hood up but it has ears.

His first school picture.

I'm not really sure what the look on his face is.

I can't figure out if he's smiling or thinking the person with the camera is nuts. It could be a combination of both.

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That up was brought to you by Zane.

My ploy to distract him with Trix yogurt didn't work. He wants to type things.

My Clonetrooper

Here's Zane in his clonetrooper costume. Wyatt didn't go TorTing this year since it was soooo cold, in the lower 30's and windy as hell, and he had a bit of a cold.

I'll shove him in his costume later and take a pic. If he's agreeable to that.

Happy Halloween!!

Halloween funnies.

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty:

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!

Hmmmm, I'm too old or she's too young.

Basira says:
anyone know what Ario Speed Wagon or something like that is?
Kris says:
REO speedwagon is a band
Basira says:
Oh ok
Jennifer says:
lmao
Basira says:
Jensen Ackles is singing one of their songs on Supernatural
Jennifer says:
*hysterical smile*
Basira says:
it's priceless
Jennifer says:
ROFLMAO
Basira says:
after he makes fun of Jo about loving them he ends up singing the song in the car
Caroline says:
OMG
Basira says:
he's not a bad singer
Caroline says:
Basi I love you for being so young
Basira says:
what?
uh ok
Caroline says:
that was priceless
Kris says:
lol
Basira says:
glad I can be entertaining
Caroline says:
Ario Speed Wagon
Basira says:
I didnt know what it was!
Jennifer says:
*whew* I needed that
Kris says:
lol

I wonder what song he sang......But I'm sure Basira won't be able to tell me. LOL

Bored?

What holiday does your birthday fall on?

Bizarre American Holidays

February 11 is . . . . White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day

How many of you are there?

How Many of Me

There are 1,397,854 people in the U.S. with the first name Jennifer.
Statistically the 21st most popular first name. (tied with 2 other first names)

There are 2,429,746 people in the U.S. with the last name *******.
Statistically the 2nd most popular last name.

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 11,323 people with my name in the U.S.A.

ETA: (Since LT is so bored.)

MSN Encarta quizes

Why God created children.

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...Here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..We have forbidden fruit!"

"No Way!"

"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.

"Uh huh" Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know" said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

Prepositions

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian Medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The man then asks, "What happen s when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year."
Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

........And now you know why you should never end a sentence with a preposition!

He is so odd.

So Zane and Wyatt are sitting on the couch not only looking all adorable and angelic but actually being all adorable and angelic, and I, unable to ignore the allure of adorableness and angelicness go over to give them hugs and kisses. So I'm giving Wyatt his hugs and kisses when Zane and I have the conversation that follows......

Zane: Kiss my foot. *tries to shove foot in my face*
Me: No, I'm not kissing your dirty little foot.
Zane: It's not a dirty little foot, it's a clean cute little foot. It's all sparkley.

WTF?!?!?! Sparkley?!?!?

I still refused to kiss the foot.